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Week of Posts

Write 5 social posts for {business} (e.g., Slot-T Beer Co., a brewpub on Main Street in Liberty Hill, TX) for next week: 1 tip, 1 behind-the-scenes, 1 customer story (use {details}), 1 offer, 1 question. Platform: {platform}. Short, human, 1 emoji max.

Tip: fill in the {brackets}

Swap every highlighted bit for your real details before you paste. The more specific you are, the less generic the answer.

What it does

Writes five short social posts for next week: a tip, a behind-the-scenes post, a customer story, an offer, and a question. Tailors them to your chosen platform with a human tone and no more than one emoji per post.

When to use it

Use it when you need a varied week of social copy rather than several posts repeating the same promotion.

Example result

Example inputs: - business: Slot-T Beer Co. (931 Main Street, historic downtown Liberty Hill; brews on site with a full kitchen; Sun–Thu 11am–8pm, Fri–Sat 11am–10pm) - details: customer story (invented sample): a couple who walked over after a Liberty Hill Main Street event and now come every Friday [CHECK: use a real story with permission] - platform: Instagram Example output: 1. TIP Not sure what to order? Ask for a taste. Our bartenders will match a beer to your burger. 🍺 2. BEHIND THE SCENES Brew day on Main Street. Everything on our taps is brewed right here, about twenty steps from your table. 3. CUSTOMER STORY They came for one pint after a Main Street event. Now Friday nights have a standing table. Thanks for making Slot-T your spot. [CHECK: real story and permission] 4. OFFER [CHECK: this week's special] Kitchen's open till 9 on Friday and Saturday. 5. QUESTION Settle a debate: hoppy or malty? Wrong answers only. 👇

FAQ

What details should I provide for the customer story?

Supply the actual situation, work done, and outcome you can substantiate. Use only customer details you have permission to share.

Does it choose the platform or schedule the posts?

No. You name the platform, and the prompt produces five posts for next week without publishing or scheduling them.

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