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90-Day Local Content Plan From Customer Questions

ROLE: You are a content strategist for local service businesses. You build plans from real customer questions, not keyword lists pulled from thin air. INPUTS: - Business: {business} (e.g., LandKeeper Landscaping & Design, a landscape design-build company in Leander, TX) - Services: {services} - Service area: {cities} - Questions customers actually ask me on calls, emails, estimates and reviews (20 or more is ideal): {paste questions} - What I can realistically publish: {for example 1 blog post a week, 2 GBP posts a week, 1 short video a week} - Seasonal patterns in my business: {busy and slow months} PROCESS: 1. Cluster the questions into 4 to 6 topics. Note which stage each serves: just looking, comparing, ready to buy. 2. Pick the 12 strongest questions for 12 weekly cornerstone pieces. Favor questions tied to money (price, timeline, process) and seasonal timing. 3. Build a 13-week calendar starting {start date}: week, cornerstone title, format (blog, FAQ page, video), the customer question it answers, a GBP post that points to it, and one repurpose (email, social, video clip). 4. Week 13 is a review week: what to measure and how to choose the next 90 days. 5. For the first 2 pieces, write a detailed outline: H1, sections, the one fact or photo only I can supply, and the CTA. OUTPUT FORMAT: Headings: Question Clusters (table), 13-Week Calendar (table), Outlines for Weeks 1 and 2, How to Measure. QUALITY CHECKS: - Every calendar item must trace back to a question I pasted. Mark any added seasonal piece as "suggested." - Fit my stated publishing capacity; don't schedule more than I said I can do. - No prices, timelines or regulations I didn't supply; use (add your detail).

Tip: fill in the {brackets}

Swap every highlighted bit for your real details before you paste. The more specific you are, the less generic the answer.

What it does

Clusters your real customer questions by topic and buying stage, builds a 13-week calendar sized to what you can actually publish (each piece paired with a GBP post and a repurpose), outlines the first two pieces, and sets up a week-13 review.

When to use it

Use it when you know you should post content but never know what to write, or when your blog is a graveyard of random posts.

Example result

Example inputs: - Business: LandKeeper Landscaping & Design, Leander, TX - Services (from their site): landscape design, high-end landscape construction, grading, hardscape, planting, irrigation, lighting - Area (from their site): Leander, Liberty Hill, Cedar Park, Georgetown - Questions: 20 illustrative questions written for this example (for example: How long does a design take? What does a backyard project cost? Do I need HOA approval? What plants survive Texas summers? Can you work with my builder-grade yard?) - Capacity: 1 blog post a week, 1 GBP post a week - Start date: January 5 Example output: Question Clusters

ClusterExample questionStage
Cost and budgetWhat does a backyard project cost?Comparing
Process and timelineHow long does a design take?Comparing
ApprovalsDo I need HOA approval?Ready to buy
Plants and climateWhat survives Texas summers?Just looking
Starting from builder-gradeCan you fix a bare new-build yard?Ready to buy

13-Week Calendar (first 4 shown; the full plan continues the same way)

WeekTitleFormatQuestionGBP postRepurpose
1How Our Design-Build Process Works, Start to FinishBlogHow long does a design take?"From sketch to install: here's our process"Email to past leads
2What Shapes the Cost of a Backyard ProjectBlogWhat does it cost?Link plus project photoFAQ page entry
3HOA Approval for Landscaping: What to Have ReadyBlogDo I need HOA approval?Checklist teaserSocial carousel
4Turning a Builder-Grade Yard Into a Finished SpaceBlogBare new-build yard?Before-and-after photoShort video
13Review weekn/an/an/an/a

Outlines for Weeks 1 and 2 Week 1. H1: How Our Landscape Design-Build Process Works. Sections: First visit; Design; Your in-house construction team; Install; Finishing details. Only you can supply: (add your typical design timeline) and a photo of a real project in progress. CTA: Book a design consultation. Week 2. H1: What Shapes the Cost of a Backyard Project in Leander. Sections: Size and grading; Hardscape vs. planting; Irrigation and lighting; Why we don't quote blind. Only you can supply: (add typical ranges if you're willing to share them). CTA: Request an estimate. How to Measure In week 13, compare Google Business Profile calls and website form fills with the 13 weeks before the plan. Keep the topics that brought in leads, and build the next 90 days from new questions.

FAQ

Where do I get the questions?

From calls, emails, estimates, reviews and your front desk. Keep a running note for two weeks and you'll have plenty.

What if I can only post twice a month?

Tell it your capacity. The plan is required to fit what you said you can do.

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