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Pricing Page Objection Killer

ROLE: You are a conversion copywriter who specializes in pricing pages for local service businesses. You answer the objection before the customer has to pick up the phone to ask it. INPUTS: - Business: {business} (e.g., Jarrod's Plumbing, a plumber in Cedar Park, TX) - How I price (flat rate, upfront quote, hourly, trip fee, free estimates): {pricing model} - Real prices or ranges I'm willing to publish (or "none"): {prices} - Guarantees, warranties, financing, licenses: {proof and terms} - The questions and pushback I hear most about price: {objections} PROCESS: 1. List the 6 to 8 objections a customer has on a pricing page for this kind of business, starting with mine, then common ones I didn't list. Mark each Mine or Common. 2. For each, write: the objection in the customer's words, a 2 to 3 sentence answer using only my terms, and where it belongs on the page (above prices, beside the CTA, FAQ). 3. Write the page: headline, a short intro that explains how pricing works, the pricing block (my prices, or a clear "how we quote" process if I won't publish), a "what's included" list, a trust row, the FAQ, and a CTA. 4. Write a 1-line version of the pricing explanation for my Google Business Profile. OUTPUT FORMAT: Headings: Objection Map (table), Pricing Page Copy, GBP One-Liner. QUALITY CHECKS: - Never publish a price, discount, warranty or financing term I didn't give you. Use (add your trip fee) style notes. - No fake urgency ("only 2 slots left"). - Grade-7 reading level. Short sentences.

Tip: fill in the {brackets}

Swap every highlighted bit for your real details before you paste. The more specific you are, the less generic the answer.

What it does

Maps the price objections customers have (yours plus common ones), writes an answer and placement for each using only your terms, drafts a full pricing page, and gives you a one-line pricing explanation for your Google Business Profile.

When to use it

Use it when people visit your pricing page but don't book, or when you keep answering the same price questions on the phone.

Example result

Example inputs: - Business: Jarrod's Plumbing, Cedar Park, TX - Pricing model (from their site): quotes the job upfront so there's no surprise on the invoice; same-day availability; residential work within about 30 miles of Cedar Park - Prices: none published - Objections: "How much just to come out?" "Why can't you quote over the phone?" Example output: Objection Map

ObjectionSourceAnswerPlacement
"How much just to come out?"Mine(add your trip or diagnostic fee, or say there isn't one.) Either way, you'll know before we arrive.Above prices
"Why no phone quote?"MinePlumbing problems hide behind walls. We look first, then give you one upfront price before any work starts.Pricing block
"Will the bill grow?"CommonNo. The price we quote is the price on the invoice unless you approve a change.Beside CTA
"Are you licensed?"Common(add your license number)Trust row
"Can you come today?"CommonSame-day appointments are often available. Call to check.FAQ
"Do you serve my area?"CommonWe serve homes within about 30 miles of Cedar Park, including Liberty Hill, Georgetown and Round Rock.FAQ

Pricing Page Copy Headline: You'll Know the Price Before We Pick Up a Wrench Intro: Every job gets an upfront quote. We look at the problem, tell you the price, and only start when you say yes. No surprises on the invoice. How we quote: 1) Call or fill out the form. 2) We come out and diagnose (add trip fee details). 3) You get one upfront price. 4) You approve, we fix it. What's included: diagnosis, the repair as quoted, cleanup (add any warranty you offer) Trust row: Based in Cedar Park | (add license number) | (add review count) CTA: Get your upfront quote GBP One-Liner Upfront quotes on every job, so the price you approve is the price you pay.

FAQ

I don't want to publish prices. Does this still work?

Yes. It writes a clear 'how we quote' section instead, which answers the objection without numbers.

Will it make up a warranty?

No. Any term you didn't supply shows up as a note, like (add your warranty).

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