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Marketing AI prompts for small business

Turn your offer into words customers can understand. These prompts help with sales copy, ads and everyday marketing without the jargon.

10 prompts

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Offer Sharpener

Here's my offer: {offer} (e.g., a $99 AC tune-up + indoor air quality assessment from Austin Air Conditioning, an HVAC company serving Round Rock, TX) for {customer type} in {city}. Rewrite it as a one-line promise, 3 benefits in plain words, and a reason to buy this week. No jargon.

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Local Flyer Copy

Write flyer copy for {business} (e.g., Dahlia Cafe, a country-cooking restaurant in Liberty Hill, TX) promoting {promotion}: headline under 8 words, 3 short bullets, price/deal, address, and a clear call to action.

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Email Promo to Past Customers

Write a short email to past customers of {business} (e.g., Leander Veterinary Clinic, an independent vet in Leander, TX) announcing {news/offer}. Friendly, under 120 words, one link, subject line under 45 characters, 2 subject options.

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Customer Persona Builder

Describe my 2 best customer types for {business} (e.g., petbar, a dog grooming and self-wash shop in Cedar Park, TX) based on this info: {notes}. For each: what they want, what worries them, where they find businesses like mine, and words they use.

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Seasonal Campaign Plan

Plan a 4-week {season/holiday} campaign for {business} (e.g., Summer Moon Coffee, a coffee shop in Cedar Park, TX). Each week: one offer or message, one email, two social posts, and one in-store/on-site action. Keep it doable for one person.

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Testimonial Request

Write a short, polite text and email asking {customer name} to leave a review for {business} (e.g., Proven Plumbing & Air, a plumber in Cedar Park, TX) after {service}. Include the review link {link}. Under 60 words each.

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Referral Program Pitch

Design a simple referral offer for {business} (e.g., Firehouse Animal Health Center, a veterinary hospital in Leander, TX): what the referrer gets, what the new customer gets, a one-line pitch, and a short text customers can forward. Keep the cost under {budget} per referral.

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Price Increase Announcement

Write a short, honest message telling customers of {business} that prices for {service} (e.g., an AC tune-up (e.g., for an HVAC company in Leander, TX)) go from {old price} to {new price} on {date}. Explain why in one or two sentences, thank them, and mention {perk or grandfathered option}. Under 120 words.

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Package Pricing Builder

Turn my services {services and current prices} (e.g., the services of Georgetown Lawn Care, a lawn care company in Georgetown, TX) into 3 packages (good, better, best) for {customer type}. Give each a name, what's included, a price, and who it's for. Make the middle package the obvious pick.

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Job Post Writer

Write a job post for a {role} at {business} (e.g., Slot-T Beer Co., a brewpub in Liberty Hill, TX) in {city}: a 2-line intro about us, 5 responsibilities, must-haves vs nice-to-haves, pay {pay range}, schedule, and how to apply. Friendly, plain language, no corporate buzzwords.

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